March 2012
mtv: our programming has nothing to do with music. i hope u like watching pregnant teens crying and drunk ppl peeing in public!!
vh1: all rejected bravo shows go here. we also like nostalgia shows and countdowns.
nickelodeon: we lowered our humor to the lowest common demonanator and added a laugh track to remind you what's funny. are we disney yet?!?
abc family: shows with biblical values. our only good programming is during halloween or christmas or harry potter.
usa: legit good shows and programming
tnt: the law and order channel. the only movies we play are 300 and the mummy.
amc: the green mile and forrest gump channel.
lifetime: we are the white ppl problems channel
ae: shows about criminals and ppl trying to sell their junk to antique shops. everything has a dramatic soundtrack
E!: the kardashian khannel
When a girl and her friends are all like "We're...
nicoosuxx:
and the girl looks like this:
and her friends look like this:
and I’m all like:
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
flyingsolo-so-low asked: Oh lucky!! I thought you died. Haha you missed a test. But we haven't been taking as many notes as usuall ahah but it's still boring as shit. Nothing exciting.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
flyingsolo-so-low asked: Where have you been!
Watchshootingstarsandsummernights:
kylerc:
jarrodmatthew:
mjewmjewpew:
lindsaylohanthony:
-shrooms:
WHAT THE FUCK FUHGBRGKWHENKE
she died
omg they fuckin killed her irjhioetjhiotj ;LMFAOOOOO DID YOU HEAR HER HEAD HIT THE GOD DAMN TABLE OH LORD
OMG WHAT DID I JUST WATCH??? ommmg i’m so terrified to have my birthday now, what kind of sick friends even do that ommg now i’m just...
