kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

(Source: jourdonnais, via lmfaooooooaoooooo)

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thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

(via kili-lost-the-ponies)

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warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(via leftnipple)

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